Stuff about me.

Hey people. If you want to know some stuff about me, keep reading. I'll give a moment for the people who don't want to know stuff about me to leave...-five minute pause-. Alright, well now that the few of you that want to know about me are here, I'll go ahead and tell you.

My full name is Oliver Eugene Fields. Feel free to make fun of my name all you want, because I know it is stewped. I am 16 years old. I have my driver's license, though, I am not good at driving lol. I've been in 6 wrecks, 1 wasn't my fault. Yes, my car still runs, good. My most recent wreck is when I hydroplaned, or rode on top of the water on the road, and hit a firehydrent and a road sign. No, it didn't spew water everywhere. No, nothing major happened to my car. Yes, I did get hurt. The only thing that happened to my car was a flat tire and a dent.

Some more stuff about me is that I have pink, yes pink, hair. It's a mohawk. I'm not an 'average' kid. I am very different...I am 5'11'' tall. I have no clue how much I weigh. I don't have a job yet, though, I may get hired at Hot Topic. I am still in high school, I'm a 10th grader. I'm not the smartest kid but I'm not the dumbest.

I am single, like always. Everyone says I would make a good boyfriend, but when it comes down to it, no one will go out with me. They always find someone else to go out with. Either that, or they say that I'm obsessive or too depressed. They say I'm obsessive because I actually care about them. I mean, like if I go off and say something about not talking to them a night they freak out. At least I actually care enough for the girl to be worried that I haven't talked to her in a while. And about the depression thing, I guess it is true. I am depressed a lot, but most of the time I don't act like it. I always act happy so I don't bother anybody. But, sometimes it's just too hard when something depresses me a lot.

I have 3 dogs, a cat, and a pet snake. The dogs are a Chihuahua at my moms, his name is Trouble. He doesn't start much trouble though, he's all talk. I have a Minature Doberman Pincher named Bunny, because she jumps real high, well back when she was skinny. My last dog is a English Bulldog named Deseray. She is a mean freakin' dog. I don't like her much. My cat's name is Timid, he will kill you in a heartbeat. Last, but not least, is my snake. It is a Red Tail Boa named Fluffy. It is currently 4 feet long. It should get about 20 feet long in 15 or so more years.

My parents are divorced. So I have a mom, Teresa, a dad, Steven, a step-mom, Kathy, my mom's husband (no, not 'step-dad' because I hate him) Roy. My (real) brothers name is Jeff, he is 21. He is really cool. My two step-brothers names are Dustin, he's 20 and Adam, he's 24, I think. My step-sisters name is Emily, she's 26, I think. My brother's girlfriends name is Monica, she's 20. My brother and his girlfriend live with me at my moms house because Jeff is going to college near by. I am an uncle, my neice's name is Jada. She's a year and 2 monthes old. She's so awesome, she is Dustin's little girl. Jada's mom doesn't like Dustin anymore. Dustin and Tessa (Jada's mom) were going to get married, then Tessa cheated on Dustin. Shit sucks.

I like to listen to mainly rock music. That includes punk rock, metal, some emo, ska, indie, and just about anything like that. The only 'rap' I like is Eminem by himself, without D-12. His older stuff was real good. I don't like country or religious music.

I guess that's about it for stuff about me. Oh and I created the CRAZY Adventures of Lloyd the Llama comic strip. Don't even try to steal it. I will kill.